HAM IN EGGS

There once was a chicken named Pam,
She laid eggs that were all full of ham,
But, the pigs on the farm,
Said ham-eggs did them harm,
So, Pam laid eggs full of blueberry jam.

THE PIG BIFFY BIGGS AND HIS DIGS

Don's pig was named Biffy Biggs,
Biffy's pig pen was the neatest of digs,
There was a coach and a chair,
Rugs laid down everywhere,
Because, guests track dirt in just like they are pigs.

PEARL THE COW POLKA DANCED

There once was a young cow named Pearl,
She thought she'd give polka dancing a whirl,
She had loads of fun,
But, when she got done,
Her belly gave her hay dinner a hurl.

Pearl the cow polka danced,
Her style was so very advanced,
Her head held regal as a queen,
While her footwork was mean,
Her partners limped off, not one ever pranced.