THE PIG BIFFY BIGGS AND HIS DIGS

Don's pig was named Biffy Biggs,
Biffy's pig pen was the neatest of digs,
There was a coach and a chair,
Rugs laid down everywhere,
Because, guests track dirt in just like they are pigs.

PEARL THE COW POLKA DANCED

There once was a young cow named Pearl,
She thought she'd give polka dancing a whirl,
She had loads of fun,
But, when she got done,
Her belly gave her hay dinner a hurl.

Pearl the cow polka danced,
Her style was so very advanced,
Her head held regal as a queen,
While her footwork was mean,
Her partners limped off, not one ever pranced.